So after having written the blog Cheesy Smile and done the little tutorial I then proceeded to cut the cheese exactly the wrong way the very next day.
Full exposure (this is painful); the one on the left – I cut it parallel to the crust instead of perpendicular. I was busy blethering to himself hence I was distracted. Which is always fatal in such a scenario.
Cue himself laughing like a devil as I proceeded to try to cut a second slice without shaving bits of finger off. Sigh.
Being one’s self is not always easy. But somewhere somehow this may encourage some poor soul not to give up hope (because there is always someone worse than you).